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The Lord

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Computer Jokes...

Blame it on the computer:
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*- There's this company that keeps making so many errors it's thinking of bying computer to blame them on.

*- The computer revolution has really changed the way that we do business. Rather than bothering with elaborate excuses, we just say, "the computer's down.

*- What i couldn't understand is, if the computer is so damn clever, how come it gets blamed for all the mistakes?

*- The perfect computer has just come into the market - when it makes an error, it blames another computer !

You know your child is computer crazy when:
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*- ...all communication has to go through the screen.
*- ...they takes it to bed with them.
*- ...you catch them feeding Sonic bread and milk.
*- ...they're disappointed when the pet mouse you give has a fur.
*- ...they ask what sort of computer the caveman had.
*- ...you can't understand a word of their friends' conversation.
*- ...they hate going to the beach, because there is no power point.
*- ...you wish you had never bought them the blasted thing in the first       place.

Problems with the program:
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*- If architects designed buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then, the first woodpecker that came along, would destroy an entire civilization.

*- New systems generate new problems.

*- I'm warning you _ you pile of plastic _ tell me what i want to know, or i'll unplug you.

*- Someone suggested that a certain software house should have a rhinoceros as their logo. It's thick-skinned, short-sighted and charges a lot.

*- How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight: ...one to analyse the problem
       ...one to write the program
       ...one to understand and debug the program
       ...one to carry out the instructions
       ...AND FOUR TO WRITE THE DOCUMENTATION...

*- Programmer: computers will take over the world one day...
   Engineer: when they learn to wire their own plugs...

WizaRd

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Re: Computer Jokes...

"...and Four To Write The Documentation..."

Last edited by Flyingwizard (December 24 2007)

mir

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Re: Computer Jokes...

Four to write the documentations

2 to check that documentation is conform on the project
1 for spell check
1 to maintain the documentation
1 to synchronize all the work and write reports on the progress