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Hey guys .. considering the current situtation in our country
i thought we start a "My con is so slow " series of joke
the main purpose is fashit khil2 min hal con l m**** bi lebanon
i donno if this should be in forum or in internet and networking forum
example :
My con is so slow.. by the time i finished downloading 2.1 .. 12.5 was out
my con is so slow .. i decided to manually send my mail
my con is so slow , i posted this message a week earlier ... and it just showed up
my con is so slow , my credit card expired while ordering online
(hope u got what i mean ) .. yalla post some more guys
Last edited by mir (April 30 2007)
ehehhehehe, ur good at these things...
bring some more
I did 2 sons and marry them , while waiting download to be finished.
My girlfriend finish her school, i was thinking to send her congratulation e-mail, but she got it when she become 90 y.o.
Seems my ISP using turtles to transport bytes from USA to Lebanon.
I was thinking to do sex, while i am opening cnn.com and to finish it when it opens, smoke start coming from my girl...
later more :-D
My connection is so slow... bwahahahah! Got it? No?
Sorry (!_!) ... I'll try again later...
@mir: Your jokes own (^_^)
haha nuc .. u posted ISP Jokes
i did not post of these .. in order not to hurt ur feelings
but here is a small one that doesn't hurt ISP Feeling :
what do u call someone who can answer the question 'is the internet broken' without laughing.
here is another slow internet joke :
Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989
You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
Well, about little door, seems i see only turtles falling from there :-D
I went to doctor, each time i try to do sex, i am seeing in my eyes sign "connection timeout"
I call sanitary technician, seems my internet backbone littered.
Dear Support, seems it is faster to order paint of this website on paper - in origin country and bring by DHL, than open over your connection.
Last edited by nuclearcat (May 2 2007)
My bandwidth is so limited that i have to use sms abreviations in my emails
The backbone is so slow that ogero decided to rename it's network "net-doesnt-work"
hahaha
rofl ya rolf
very funny ones
my connection is so fast, i pity you
My con is so slow, by the time you read this I will be married with kids :)
My con is so slow, by the time I logged onto this site to reply, this topic had 26 pages.
I'm not too good at them, but Ill just keep trying ;)
My con is so slow that my mails arrive 2 days before my email
my conn is so fast that people reply to me before i even email them
my broadband connection is so friggin slow im thinking to upgrade to dialup
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