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#1 September 10 2006

mir
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Top Geeky Pick up Lines

Here comes the Top Geeky Pick up Lines

i won't make it a Top 11 , cuz lool.. there are lots and lots
a top 11 is hard to decide

- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

- You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable

- My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

- I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company

- Want to see my Red Hat?

- If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop

- I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more.

- Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.

- Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.

- I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

- You compute me.

- Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

- You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

- You had me at "Hello World."

- Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

- Have you ever googled yourself?

- How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

- With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

- I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force

- No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

- No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

- Think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

- I'd switch to emacs for you. 

- If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

- We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together.

- You make me want to be an honest man, and register all my shareware.

lool
i bet you got some nice geeky pick up lines .. yalla .. submit

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#2 September 10 2006

mahdoum
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Re: Top Geeky Pick up Lines

Let me boot off your hard disk?

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#3 September 11 2006

mezin
Member

Re: Top Geeky Pick up Lines

el 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2

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#4 September 11 2006

battikh
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Re: Top Geeky Pick up Lines

unforgiven wrote:

el 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2

i like the "zi7eh 3an el shamess, el ashta bet 7ammeeeeeed" one  even though they are not geeky...

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#5 September 11 2006

Padre
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- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

that's a nice one

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#6 September 11 2006

mezin
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battikh wrote:
unforgiven wrote:

el 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2

i like the "zi7eh 3an el shamess, el ashta bet 7ammeeeeeed" one  even though they are not geeky...

you forgot "ya ard 7reseh ma 3leyke yo2bosh "

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#7 September 13 2006

mir
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Re: Top Geeky Pick up Lines

hehehe lool
some girly ones

shu hal jasad ya asad

shu 3am yi3mol il 3asal wahdo 3al tari2

halla2 girls joke also about pick up lines... we have some funny ones
but not remembering lot of them
will edit my post later to add them

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#8 September 13 2006

samer
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"chou hal rouj el hayyouj"
"chou hal tiz metel matfa3 el inglise"

errr.. i guess this topic turned into "top wezzeh pickup lines" :rolleyes:

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#9 September 14 2006

cyber_lady
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Taybe metel el achta, wel achta badda 3asal w mahsoubik ahla nahle bel balad

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#10 September 18 2006

Charly
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min aymta el ashta 3inda eedein w ijreeeeeeeein?

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#11 September 19 2006

mezin
Member

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yo2borne ay*ik

Last edited by unforgiven (September 19 2006)

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#12 September 20 2006

rolf
Member

Re: Top Geeky Pick up Lines

Here's a geek pick up line:

"Ping...(huhuhu)"

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#13 September 20 2006

samer
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haha

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