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drevil

Member

Internet Contradictions

I want to start a new business in Lebanon. As they call this big business "Tawzi3 internet". Lol.
I am sure I will make money. YOOHOO..

I am sure I will pick a cool name for this business or Net.

DSLNET? Bass…. I will work with wireless.
AWIYEHNET? But the internet I have is very weak…
SARI3ANET? But the internet I have is very slow!
SLOWNET? Bass... Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin.

Hmm? What about GOHOMENET?

mezin

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

what about LAMENET ?

samer

Admin

Re: Internet Contradictions

LAMENET metel SLOWNET, " Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin"

jayinferno

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

hummmm... lets see:

BANET (That can bring all the guyz to switch to ur ISP)
MANET (Reads like french, "Manette", the joystick. This can bring all gaming fans to swith to ur ISP)
ALLNET (that ALL prefix is overused in lebanon, not a wise marketing idea)
HAPPYNET (hehehe.. sounds like a toy store.. Happyland hehe)
SUPERNET (nahhh.. too cliche.. plus ur NET is defntly not super)
SKYNET (Being wireless.. oh but its registered for the Skynet logistics services)

mmmmmph... am out of ideas..!

mahdoum

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

Omgiworknet

Last edited by mahdoum (August 10 2006)

mahdoum

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

just noticed something, if i type one word all caps it automatically gets formatted

teodorgeorgiev

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

NONET

MINET (in bulgarian language, and russian as well, means --> blowjob)

samer

Admin

Re: Internet Contradictions

ROFL @ teo

rolf

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

How about INTERNET

rolf

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

Fishnet
Pasnet

samer

Admin

Re: Internet Contradictions

I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)

teodorgeorgiev

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

localhost-NET

our moto: "95% of the time you can reach only the localhost" :)

samer

Admin

Re: Internet Contradictions

ROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "

mir

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)

Yii.. i know that place very well
it is near mobili top in rawda, 2 floors
it is a nice net cafe there :), acceptable con, but i don't think he has the latest in games like WOW or stuff like that

how do you know the place ?
well i know it , cuz it is near me and i know all net cafe within 20 min of my places of living :) (hehe i moved my place of living 12 times so.. it is a nice number of net cafes  that i know in lot of areas )

Last edited by mir (August 30 2006)

King Killer

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

How about "Net" 3al hel ;)

rolf

Member

Re: Internet Contradictions

ROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "

Hahaha

1ms latency garanteed 99% of the time! *

* : Guarantee only valid for the following destinations: localhost and 127.0.0.1

Last edited by rolf (August 30 2006)