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WizaRd

Member

medical results

The phone rang. The lady of the house answered.
Hello?"
"Mrs Ward, please."
"Speaking"
Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing
Laboratory.  When your doctor sent your husband's samples to the
lab, the samples from another Mr Ward were sent as well and we are
now uncertain which one is your husband's, and frankly the result
is either bad or terrible."
What do you mean?" Mrs Ward asked.
Well, one Mr Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
for AIDS.  We can't tell which is your husband's.
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned  Mrs Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests
more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in
the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with
him". 

mir

Member

Re: medical results

if he doesn't get home  , she won't ....... this night
she will have to report to the police  and probably wait couple of days till they find him

ma bitwafeh ma3a

but funny one flyingwiz  .. keep them comin

Last edited by mir (July 24 2007)

samer

Admin

Re: medical results

But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once.

On that topic, what's Sicko Michael Moore's new movie.