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karim soubra

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joke

why do programmers celebrate xmas on halloween?

because oct(31)=dec(25)

mahdoum

Member

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lol nice one

mir

Member

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Oh!!
How dare u
here is one about the hardware ppl :
how many hardware ppl does it take to change a light bulb?
None- they just blame it on the software ppl
(they have a runin prototype in the lab)

Padre

Member

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niceo one(s) :)

WizaRd

Member

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Ok , I did not understand the first one :(

WizaRd

Member

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Here is a joke so some nice person explains the oct(31)=dec(25) part

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids…

"WOW," the social worker exclaims," are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.  She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up . I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

OK, and who's next?"

Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier.  When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'  An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!'  an' they all comes arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."

mahdoum

Member

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looooooool

samer

Admin

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some nice person explains the oct(31)=dec(25) part

31 in octal = 25 in decimal :)

WizaRd

Member

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Ahhhhh !

(w i had to look up 'Octal' on wikipedia lol )