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#1 July 2 2006

samer
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" You may be a computer geek " jokes

" You may be a computer geek " jokes from morbidmonkeys

If your favorite anti-virus software is the xp formatting tool...you may be a computer geek.\
if you refer to freeware as legally free...you might be a computer geek.
If you download the Fedora release calendar...you may just be a computer geek.
If you had your firewall block an app just because it looked funny...you may be a computer geek.
if you have ever googled yourself...you might just be a computer geek.
If you use gmail as online storage...you may be a computer geek.
If you open your windows in the middle of winter to keep your processor cool...you may just be a computer geek.
If you definition of a supernova has nothing to do with stars...you may be a computer geek.
if you installed windows longhorn alpha over xp...you may be a computer geek.
if your coasters are cds that burned incorrectly...you may be a computer geek.
if the day suprnova shutdown was one of the worst days of your life...then you may a computer geek.
if you collect heatsinks just because you think they look cool...then you might just be a computer geek.
if you ever had you computer boot to an empty partition...you may be a computer geek.
if your favorite anti-virus software is Linux...you may be a computer geek.
if you refer to Microsoft as M$...you may be a computer geek.
if you use digg.com as your homepage...you may be a computer geek.
if you have a virtual drive installed on your computer...you may be a computer geek.
if you use Bit Torrent...you may be a computer geek.
if the day the pirate bay shut down was the second worst day of your life...you may be a computer geek.
if you understand the joke "there are 10 types of people in this world those who can read binary and those who have friends"...you may be a computer geek.
if you use open office...you may be a computer geek.
if you get excited for the Defcon convention...you may be a computer geek.
if the letters i.e. make you cringe...you may be a computer geek.
if you are excited for the OLED keyboard...you may be a computer geek.
if you have UV wire sleeves in your custom made computer...you may be a computer geek[/list]

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#2 July 2 2006

mahdoum
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Re: " You may be a computer geek " jokes

if the letters i.e. make you cringe...you may be a computer geek.

lol

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#3 July 2 2006

Padre
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if your favorite anti-virus software is Linux...you may be a computer gee :S

if you understand the joke "there are 10 types of people in this world those who can read binary and those who have friends"...you may be a computer geek.

looool

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#4 July 2 2006

battikh
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every night i dream of the OLED keyboard, i want it soooo bad...

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#5 July 2 2006

mezin
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if you have a virtual drive installed on your computer...you may be a computer geek.


yeah either that or you live in lebanon and pirated games require it

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#6 July 3 2006

Ragnar78
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A computer geek is a person who get laid as often as he reboots linux

Thats why i'm on XP

Last edited by Ragnar78 (July 6 2006)

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#7 July 5 2006

mir
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lool nice ones
....
if you get laid as often as you reboot linux ..... you may be a computer geek

if you wonder what distro logo you want to tattoo...you may be a computer geek...

another small joke
Why do computer geeks confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because DEC 25=OCT 31

Last edited by mir (July 5 2006)

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#8 July 5 2006

mahdoum
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heh took me a few seconds to get your joke mir... damn geekeness inside

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#9 July 5 2006

cyber_lady
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guys why don't u get it? Computer geeks are hot! Havent u guys seen the beauty and the geek

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#10 July 5 2006

Padre
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thats what you want to beleive

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#11 July 11 2006

cyber_lady
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Padre wrote:

thats what you want to beleive

What r u talking about? of course am not convincing myself, i for one like guys into computers and stuff

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