rahmu wroteI hack into your central control system. That's easy coz you're using Windows, i have an admin account by default. I shutdown your defense system, relaunch my fart attack and ... MY HILL!
Oh and then i re-install the exact same defense mechanism you had except this time running on Linux servers HACKING PROOF!.
Also to make sure you cannot go back in time, I burn all your backup data. They were taking too much storage space anyway ...
Supposing you were able to kick me out of the hill with your Farting System which you insist on using (this must be a deadly tool) you didn't make it to the top of the hill. You're still down there ;)
As for Chuck Norris, that's pretty easy.
When i previously mounted this hill on top of the Himalayan mountains, i took into consideration that chuck norris might come ;). Therefore, i previously placed 10.000 Hydrogen Bombs below (because Padre said that Chuck Norris himself cannot be detonated) the hill and set them to detonate remotely.
When Chuck Norris is enjoying his hill, i decide to detonate the bombs. The power of the explosion caused chuck norris to fly faster than the escape velocity of the earth gravitational field. He escapes Earth and he's now heading at the Speed of Light to the nearest black hole where he'll remain for the rest of his life... (He's DEAD!).
I Killed Chuck Norris... Sue Me !!.
Edit: Ayman was a hostage too up there. I'm sorry my friend, but you're now heading to the nearest black hole. and unfortunately, you cannot comeback !
I climb the hill again.
MY HILL !