Joe
Too many guys in the boobifest. I'm sick of it, walk angrily towards the hill. It's deserted, everyone is with the naked ladies with big boobies. I plant a flag, no resistance is met.
I whisper:
my hill.
PS I already miss those boobies.
Ayman
It appears to be deserted but thats just another kind of camouflage I have done against attackers. So you plant your flag and sit their quietly dreaming of those girls. In the mean time I would be sitting in the woods, I grab my sniper rifle and shoot you down quietly. My hill.
P.S. My super defenses and army is still there, but everything is under cover. We have built tunnels and pathways inside the hill by now, where we store all the troops and systems.
Flakk
I send an army of suicide farters to attack your hill.
The smell is so horrible youre obliged to leave.
My hill.
Joe
Yes yes, go back to fighting so I can have my boobifest again !! (evil laugh)
Ayman
Many of the troops do leave so you think you have taken over as you see an empty peak. But many are still in the tunnels including me. So we put on our anti-farting gas masks, and put on our commando gear, and we go up to the roof(peak) were you are sitting enjoying the smell, your suicide farters can't do anything to us so we grab you, replant our flag, build some bunkers on the peek, and then take you with us as a slave into a dark prison inside the mountain. My hill.
Edit: The boobie fest down there seems to annoy and distract me especially all that music and noise as I am writing some programs on the hill. So I send a commando team to kill out everyone down there even the stupid girls. Anyways, I tell them to let rahmu go as long as he vows to never have boobie fests in my territory.
Joe
I officially agree.
However as you're busy writing your programs, you left the underground tunnels empty so I sit there lurking in the dark, planning for revenge, building an army of resistance, awaiting the day to come when we'll finally overthrow you.
In the meanwhile I keep secretly having boobifests and other seksual endeavors that I as a gentleman cannot reveal here. In your tunnels. You never bother to check, you'll never know.
arithma
Not only they were shaking their boobies, but they were also solving schrodinger equations and exploring relativistic questions. You have set back the universe knowledge a lot of years back. The rest of your army is weeping of sadness for the lack of jiggling mammalian glands. They retaliate on you, decapitate you, throw your head into the upper atmosphere, and fire it with a de-atomizer cannon splinter bombardment. You're fucking vanished. You're in all over the world now except the hill.
I was walking across and suddenly found myself up there at the highest point.
MY HILL.
J4D
I stuff TNT in them boobies and send them up the hill ,Arithma couldn't resist and starts a chain reaction of explosions by squeezing a boob or two, BAMM half the hill from the top is gone , along with the tunnels .
I climb up the hill . My Hill !
Joe
Fuck! And there I was in the tunnel having jiggly times with twin sisters from the neighbor hill. I did not see jad's boob attack coming. I think about taking revenge, but cannot get myself to leave those four incredibly identical breasts.
It's so magical I'm going to cry.
BTW I poisoned the water, you drink, you die. I march in again, this time with the twins on my arms. A drum is playing, the twins are jiggling, I'm the king, everyone's happy.
MY HILL
kareem_nasser
Ayman, Kassem and I initiate Project DeepThroat targeted for Managing Information Systems.
(Still vague will reveal more later.)
rolf
I know these twins from before. I used to date one of them, but she left me for a guy who is supposedly better, but turn out he's a big cheater. She since has a problem with guys (well she had one already, but it gut much worst), and her twin sister walks around with her everywhere, because she likes to watch. I tell her that you are already seeing someone else. She poisons you then they both kill you in your sleep, and let me through your defenses.
We become "friends" again (sort of) and remember the good old times.
BTW
MY HILL!
Georges
And then, i come back. I tell her that Berska in having 99% discounts on all items (stupid girls ;))... and the slogan of Berska's campaign is "Bring your good boy with you". So, she takes you with her and you couldn't say no!
You go, and once you reach Berska, i detonate the previously planted C4 charge there. You both die. and I climb the hill.
My Hill
J4D
Using Tesla's unproven theory of cracking up the earth with a few timed explosions , i Explode the earth ,kill you all , no more hill , i die .
No Hill !
arithma
The explosion caused planetary chain reactions that split the earth into many small parts. Incidentally, the largest part was the place I was staying in only because I like granite enriched soil. So all the other rock collections are rotating around my little place I call home.
Hey, IT'S MY HILL.
Georges
Jad's idea of killing everyone using Teslas does not apply to our case. We live in Lebanon where we barely have water and food to survive. Therefore, we didn't die. Jad had a nightmare ;)
Nobody's Hill
Kassem
You guys are still fighting over the damn hill?! It's nobody's hill now, I take over and declare the end of the game/war.
MY HILL!
Ayman
Years after my death, my soul travels free between different galaxies and planets searching for the right place to live till eternity. As a ghost I make up my mind to go back to where I spirit has spend it's human life, so I go back to that hill. As I reach the hill I see some other rulers are in charge now, they can't see me, so I go to the hill and haunt it, I haunt kassem's house, I assemble an army of cursed spirits to haunt the hill, we make everyone's life so miserable there until they make up their mind to leave(including Kassem). The is hill now calm and quite and is considered a haunted and cursed hill with cursed spirits and ghosts in charge and I as king among them. My Hill.
Flakk
I bring a team of ghost busters and purge the hill of the ghosts.
Meine Hill ! :P
Joe
I'm dead so I'm not fighting for the hill anymore. As a dead spirit I have reached a level of wisdom and maturity that goes beyond human nature. I find that 'hill' matter pretty pathetic. As a matter of fact, I watch you very amused trying to still fight over that hill.
Also, the twins died in the Tesla explosion, so I'm having sexy boobie jiggle time with them in heaven.
Georges
lool at the twins ! They're dead. Can someone kill me :D
Wait for me Rahmu
