Nemesis-301
hey geeks, some of you may know the game, here is how you play, there is a hill and you have to come up with a strategically smart way to conquer it and when you do you can defend it when someone attacks...
ex: "B" has conquered the hill
A:"I sneak up behind you and shoot you with a shotgun
MY HILL"
B:"The guy you shot was my twin brother, and I run up behind you and push you down the hill
My HILL!!!"
I see a hill,climb it, and claim it
MY HILL
arithma
I see a bigger ass hill and climb it. You look so small from up here. My hill.
Nemesis-301
I shoot you with a sniper
my hill
rolf
Okay, you can keep it :)
(you die from boredom. My hill)
xterm
Hill 3anni!
My hill.
Nemesis-301
I yell at you, and you go crying to your mommy...
MY HILL
rolf
His mommy comes and gives you a beating.
HER HILL
Kassem
I climb the hill, tell her Zara is giving away a 70% sale on all its products, she runs to Zara, I take over the hill.
MY HILL
rolf
I sneak up the hill behind you and blow a vuvuzela in your ear. You loose balance and tumble down the hill.
MY HILL
Ayman
I get a 1 TB hard drive loaded with free software (men yalle bi7ebon albak) and put them down the hill, you see them and you run down to claim them(so you don't have to download them :P ), I climb in the meanwhile and take the hill. My hill.
rolf
You forgot to properly delete your personal data from the drive. I show it to you and threaten to make it public! You come running down the hill to take back your drive.
MY HILL!
rolf
Since I have nothing to do, I build a fence around the hill ... :-)
lol
Ayman
I cut off the internet and electricity connections coming to the hill, you can't live without them, so you rush down to try to fix the problem, I climb up the hill taking with me solar cells, wind turbines, and wireless broadband. My Hill.
rolf
I scramble your wireless signal. Let's see how much you'll resist...
Georges
Somehow, Ayman resists... Meanwhile, i wear the invisibility suite, poke you rolf (downhill) in the eye (you're blind) and climb the hill, poke ayman as well (he's blind too) and kick him from the top of the hill.
Then, i use my invisibility suite to remain invisible. (the suite don't require power to work).
Edit: I'm also invisible to Thermal and Night Vision ! lool !
My Hill !
Ayman
I hire mortar, katyusha, and long range cannon teams and order them to let it rain bombs on the hill. 5 apache helicopters move for backup and 15 bomber planes throw all what they got on that hill. You flee and wish you never taken over that hill. And so My Hill(or whatever is left from it :P)
rolf
I think we can call it a dune by now.
Georges
I hire all the Caterpillar bulldozers around the globe and use them to dig and remove this ******* hill out of it's place. I take it to the Himalayan mountains and place it on top of the world. Then, i "instantaneously" build around it Great Walls, Large fields of Mines, Bunkers capable of resisting your wildest nuclear and biological attacks, i also place Laser guns to destroy probable UFO visits (in case you decided to hire them).
In the mean time, i develop the ability to avoid bullets, to resist fire, to move at 20 times the speed of sound and to respawn at any time i want, and at any place. Oh yes, and i'm capable of moving back in time.
My Hill !
kareem_nasser
This is all happening while i observe no move from me yet.
(I am in an unknown place.)
Joe
I just farted.
MY HILL