Now Lebanon - Just a little bit longer
Boys and girls across the country must be assuming they were bad this year, because almost all woke up to lumps of coal on Internet Christmas. Download speeds were supposed to be faster on October 1. Up to eight times faster. Yet for many, downloading videos on the Youtubes took just as long as ever—even longer, according to some.
“You want a personal anecdote,” a friend asked me in a pub last night when I told him the topic I’d be writing on this morning. “I woke up on Saturday and ran to my computer to download some [adult content], but my speed still sucked.”
Seems those fireworks exploding to the tune of “Ding Dong Merrily on High!" were duds.
Personally, I was once again ridiculed by almost everyone I know.
“Nash, I thought the Internet would get better.”
“You lied again.”
“F*** you.”
It hurts.