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WizaRd

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Signs

Signs you bought a bad computer:

It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

The only chip inside is a Dorito.

Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

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Signs that someone is using your e-mail account:

One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.

Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.

You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.

Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.

Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.

mahdoum

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Re: Signs

lol nice ones