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#1 February 8 2006

rolf
Member

Tech support conversations

Here is one:

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work

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#2 February 8 2006

mahdoum
Member

Re: Tech support conversations

lol there's just toooo many to list. My best one is when there was a snake in the pc

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#3 February 8 2006

mezin
Member

Re: Tech support conversations

customer : the computer said to press any button
support : so? what's the trouble?
customer : i can't find the "any" button

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#4 February 9 2006

mahdoum
Member

Re: Tech support conversations

ddid you know that under the faq section of HP I think, there's "Where do I find the any key?"

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#5 February 9 2006

rolf
Member

Re: Tech support conversations

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support : Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window,
and his printer is working fine."

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#6 February 9 2006

karim soubra
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Re: Tech support conversations

funny you guys

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