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#1 March 27 2005



One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship. The crew became frantic!

Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.

That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid."

All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders.

Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."


A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check.. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some asshole's got my pen."


#2 March 27 2005

karim soubra

Re: Jokes

good one


#3 March 28 2005


Re: Jokes

marra fi wa7ad 7omsi shtara sayara ferrari, howwe w meche fiya dawar el radio, semi3 "w ma3akom min london".. 2al ouf shou sari3a hal sayara, deghre sirna bi london


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