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Here comes the Top Geeky Pick up Lines

i won't make it a Top 11 , cuz lool.. there are lots and lots :P
a top 11 is hard to decide :P

- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

- You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable

- My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

- I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company

- Want to see my Red Hat?

- If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop

- I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more.

- Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.

- Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.

- I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

- You compute me.

- Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

- You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

- You had me at "Hello World."

- Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

- Have you ever googled yourself?

- How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

- With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

- I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force

- No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

- No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

- Think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

- I'd switch to emacs for you.

- If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

- We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together.

- You make me want to be an honest man, and register all my shareware.

lool
i bet you got some nice geeky pick up lines .. yalla .. submit :P
Let me boot off your hard disk? :P
el 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2
unforgiven wroteel 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2
i like the "zi7eh 3an el shamess, el ashta bet 7ammeeeeeed" one :P even though they are not geeky...
- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
that's a nice one :P
battikh wrote
unforgiven wroteel 7elleb msakkar wel ashta 3al tareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2
i like the "zi7eh 3an el shamess, el ashta bet 7ammeeeeeed" one :P even though they are not geeky...
you forgot "ya ard 7reseh ma 3leyke yo2bosh "
hehehe lool
some girly ones :P

shu hal jasad ya asad :P

shu 3am yi3mol il 3asal wahdo 3al tari2

halla2 girls joke also about pick up lines... we have some funny ones
but not remembering lot of them :P
will edit my post later to add them :D
"chou hal rouj el hayyouj"
"chou hal tiz metel matfa3 el inglise"

errr.. i guess this topic turned into "top wezzeh pickup lines" :rolleyes:
Taybe metel el achta, wel achta badda 3asal w mahsoubik ahla nahle bel balad :p
4 days later
min aymta el ashta 3inda eedein w ijreeeeeeeein?
yo2borne ay*ik :P
Here's a geek pick up line:

"Ping...(huhuhu)"