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Does it happen to you when u are working as programmer

there are one of those days when everything .. absolutely everything related to computers goes wrong

and when u are working on a system... you get those hard problems or some code not working properly
or something hard to do, but you need to finish it in a very short time delay

i donno if it happens to you
but sometimes in my life (2 times so far)
i was swearing i am going to quit programming
i was cursing at everything
was feeling so down and depressed
i was in hell

but of course after few hours, i solved the hard problem i was facing
and then..
i was like in heaven
today i woke up with energy and came back to work knowing that i did something kewl yesterday

does that happen to you fellow programmers ?
or is it just me ?

maybe you can share your hell and heaven moments here
so we can help you solve it.. or tell you to take it easy and stuff
the Drunk Programmer song :

101 bug in the code, debug it , fix it , compile it again
102 bug in the code, debug it , fix it , compile it again
103 bug in the code, debug it , fix it , compile it again
104 bug in the code, debug it , fix it , compile it again
105 bug in the code, debug it , fix it , compile it again

loop until = 0
oops instead of doing - , doing +
that is how a programmer gets drunk from having hard times at programming lool
well well
I perfectly understand. Being stuck with a bug somewhere in your 1327 lines of codes is close to hell.
"khalas next time I'll use objects... next time i'll use java (or whatever)..."

I hope youre not drinking alone :) it s not good!
beh! this is why I love programming.... debugging is great lol, although at time usually ajax for me it can be hell. Had a problem with ajax, took me a whole day to find out that it wasn't working because i had duplicate id tags on the page :@
I hope youre not drinking alone it s not good!
i have a drinking buddy . noone close to a programmer or a to a Geek

hehehe lool well we need to cheer up some times :)

- The Programmers' Cheer -
Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

after all, one day we are all gonna die or in the programmers words :

First we get deallocated
Our values become undefined
Our structues break down
We become WORM food...
We start dropping bits........
our social system resources are released
from where do you get all those :S
funny tho :P
hehe when u have funny or weird times at programming you start to like those thoughts lool

anyways .. ana halla2 evrything is going nice with me
except some troubles in Crystal Reports
as usual crystal report tries to give me hard times
but in the end.. i always beat the devil soul of Crystal report and i manage to get the good results, but of course after having a heart attack and almost nervous breakdown
anyway... today it is sunday.. monday i will be back to work
then i will start crystal report stuff
till then.. i am enjoying my time :)
akh.. haida topic il na2 lal programmers

i think i scored a new self record for the longest programming period ever
and the worst thing is tht i do not want to be working on this project at the first place

the record time is :
today till now
yesterday 8;30- 2:30 bl leil (abel l doher in company we had project for big company client ) , took a small break, rihit dafa3it shi.. then till 2:30 laylan .. ltahait shway 10% bass even the 10% included 80% staring at pc screen. i remember the coffee break
w abil mberih.. kamen all day till 10:30 bl leil

i don't remember anything before those days

fa toli3 il programming min dinayeh .. lol .. hada baddo.. 3am wazzi3 bi balesh
aslan it is my mistake in the first place.... wlik yalla

w tomorrow doesn't look any different wala yalleh ba3do .. wala yalleh ba3do

lol

i am just too tired .. will delete that post later

w i have to find a laptop halla2 .. cuz bank loan was refused :( .. kimlit
longuest period: 74hours with 4 to 6 hours of break in total. good game :P
longuest period: 74hours with 4 to 6 hours of break in total
next time, include the activity u are doing in the beginning , like programing 74 hrs straight
at first read , i thought : What ! 74 hrs with 4 hrs break :P (6)
lol you know girls have ideas when they read this

lool joking :D
Girls get ideas???
rotfl