Funniest stuff ever!

lechilka26

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! :)

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time .
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

isn't it aholy truth :))?

mahdoum

yup funny post, read it before but still funny

Padre

vnice indeed :)

rolf

lechilka26 wrote6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Eh dakhlak what with the friends of the girl getting in your way in every possible way?

anyway sumthing wrong with post, if you quote it you'll have tons of commercial links.
Dont delete it bass please :D its funny

mahdoum

lol spammers are funny now :P

samer

And clever... the bot used the dots to hide the URLs. Oh well, i'm learning more and more...

Padre

dont we have an image recon before registering ?

samer

no, i'm still searching for a good CAPTCHA for punBB... Besides, think of people with visual disabilities, CAPTCHAs reduce web usability..