I want to start a new business in Lebanon. As they call this big business "Tawzi3 internet". Lol.
I am sure I will make money. YOOHOO..

I am sure I will pick a cool name for this business or Net.

DSLNET? Bass…. I will work with wireless.
AWIYEHNET? But the internet I have is very weak…
SARI3ANET? But the internet I have is very slow!
SLOWNET? Bass... Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin.

Hmm? What about GOHOMENET?
LAMENET metel SLOWNET, " Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin"
hummmm... lets see:

BANET (That can bring all the guyz to switch to ur ISP)
MANET (Reads like french, "Manette", the joystick. This can bring all gaming fans to swith to ur ISP)
ALLNET (that ALL prefix is overused in lebanon, not a wise marketing idea)
HAPPYNET (hehehe.. sounds like a toy store.. Happyland hehe)
SUPERNET (nahhh.. too cliche.. plus ur NET is defntly not super)
SKYNET (Being wireless.. oh but its registered for the Skynet logistics services)

mmmmmph... am out of ideas..!
just noticed something, if i type one word all caps it automatically gets formatted
NONET

MINET (in bulgarian language, and russian as well, means --> blowjob)
17 days later
How about INTERNET
I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)
localhost-NET

our moto: "95% of the time you can reach only the localhost" :)
ROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "
I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)
Yii.. i know that place very well
it is near mobili top in rawda, 2 floors
it is a nice net cafe there :), acceptable con, but i don't think he has the latest in games like WOW or stuff like that

how do you know the place ?
well i know it , cuz it is near me and i know all net cafe within 20 min of my places of living :) (hehe i moved my place of living 12 times so.. it is a nice number of net cafes that i know in lot of areas )
Samer wroteROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "
Hahaha

1ms latency garanteed 99% of the time! *


* : Guarantee only valid for the following destinations: localhost and 127.0.0.1