Internet Contradictions

drevil

I want to start a new business in Lebanon. As they call this big business "Tawzi3 internet". Lol.
I am sure I will make money. YOOHOO..

I am sure I will pick a cool name for this business or Net.

DSLNET? Bass…. I will work with wireless.
AWIYEHNET? But the internet I have is very weak…
SARI3ANET? But the internet I have is very slow!
SLOWNET? Bass... Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin.

Hmm? What about GOHOMENET?

mezin

what about LAMENET ?

samer

LAMENET metel SLOWNET, " Ma hada binedi 3a zaiteto 3ekrin"

jayinferno

hummmm... lets see:

BANET (That can bring all the guyz to switch to ur ISP)
MANET (Reads like french, "Manette", the joystick. This can bring all gaming fans to swith to ur ISP)
ALLNET (that ALL prefix is overused in lebanon, not a wise marketing idea)
HAPPYNET (hehehe.. sounds like a toy store.. Happyland hehe)
SUPERNET (nahhh.. too cliche.. plus ur NET is defntly not super)
SKYNET (Being wireless.. oh but its registered for the Skynet logistics services)

mmmmmph... am out of ideas..!

mahdoum

Omgiworknet

mahdoum

just noticed something, if i type one word all caps it automatically gets formatted

teodorgeorgiev

NONET

MINET (in bulgarian language, and russian as well, means --> blowjob)

samer

ROFL @ teo :D

rolf

How about INTERNET

rolf

Fishnet
Pasnet

samer

I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)

teodorgeorgiev

localhost-NET

our moto: "95% of the time you can reach only the localhost" :)

samer

ROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "

mir

I think there's a cybercafe named EnterNet. It's quite funny, considering the double meaning it has. (That is, how lebanese pronounce Internet, and Enter The Net)

Yii.. i know that place very well
it is near mobili top in rawda, 2 floors
it is a nice net cafe there :), acceptable con, but i don't think he has the latest in games like WOW or stuff like that

how do you know the place ?
well i know it , cuz it is near me and i know all net cafe within 20 min of my places of living :) (hehe i moved my place of living 12 times so.. it is a nice number of net cafes that i know in lot of areas )

king-killer

How about "Net" 3al hel ;)

rolf

Samer wroteROFL.. motto v1.01 : " only 1ms away from 127.0.0.1 "

Hahaha

1ms latency garanteed 99% of the time! *

* : Guarantee only valid for the following destinations: localhost and 127.0.0.1