eWizzard wroteI'd tell you, but this is LebGeeks...
I thought you were going to say:
"but This is LebGeeks, the place to ask questions about cheese"
I am also guilty of asking "non-geek" questions, so are most members. If people limited themselves to tech questions there would be very little happening.
Anyway go play a little game of spy and invent a scenario to get their secrets (or sneak into the kitchen).
Have fun and come back and tell us apparently it is a topic that many are interested in.
Who does not like good food?